"
You know", asked my new friend, the soldier from the
Royal Hospital Chelsea, "
you know how we call people like you?" "No?"
"
Petrol-head, that's what we'd call you. Very unusual in a woman."
In my life I had so many cars that I can fill long winter-evenings with their stories. The silver Lancia Beta 2000 I loved most - more than the Audi 100, or the big Volvo limousine or the Volvo Kombi, which superseded the second red Lancia (in the meantime I had become a mother and behaved properly - no more races with daft Alfa Romeo drivers who always underestimated the potential of my Lancia, ha!)
But my dream car - as I told you - has always been a Jaguar. Not Inspector Morse's Jaguar Mark I (almost impossible to get), not the Jag E-Type (oh! oh! - saw a sky blue dream dream yesterday), but the
Daimler Double Six.
And I found it: Black. With cream-white leather seats. Top condition. Fair price - affordable luxury. ("
And", said my son, "
you don't drive much, so the 21 liter fuel it needs in the city won't harm you.")
Oh, I already saw me wearing the little lapel pin my friend Anne had given me for my birthday.
And then it happened.
"
(...) he didn't look where he was going ... and suddenly he put his foot in a rabbit hole, and fell down flat on his face.
BANG!!!???***!!!
Piglet lay there, wondering what had happened. At first he thought that the whole world had blown up; and then he thought that perhaps only the Forest part of it had; and then he thought that perhaps only he had (...) "(...) And where's my balloon? And what's that small piece of damp rag doing?"
It was the balloon!
I
did something I should have done a long time ago.
I opened the door of the dream car (
what a sound!), I climbed into it (
heaven!) I looked into the rear-view mirror (
yes! it looks divine on me). I looked again,
with driver's eyes. And saw:
NOTHING.
Rectification: I saw the contour of the back window.
Only the contour.
Now you know: this Jag is
5,148m long. A driver who isn't able to park
that car properly in a narrow city is for me the epitome of ridiculousness.
I know when I am defeated.
But thought that it was salt in the wounds of my bleeding heart when son texted me an SMS: "
Buy a Mini!" Sarcasm in the very young - so unbecoming! :-) That was error no. 2: he (previous owner of two Pontiac Firebirds) meant it.
"
It is a nice, easy city-car", he told me.
I am able to learn from my errors (hopefully) - so in Berlin you could see me yesterday driving a rented black
Mini Cooper. I'll test it until I find one to buy.
PS: Sighing secretly: the company doesn't let Jags...