in these political hot times it might sound VERY strange to complain "I feel overprotected!" - but I do, in Germany more and more. The "Jugendwahn" now leads to infantilism - and people are treated like half-wits...
Look at this:
Speechless... (I just see: it is difficult to read - though: in three languages...). It is a detailed manual how to put on your tights/ pantyhose).
I am inclined to write a sarcastic Thank-You-letter.
thank you oh so much for your help to put on this enigmatic garment!
Without your instructions I would still be standing in my master's bedroom, vulnerable, freezing, all up in tears!
"How", I would ask myself, "how will I ever be able to manage this?"
A thousand thanks!
A deeply contented customer.
PS: Might I ask your permission to offer seminars and tutorials on this delicate subject?
On Facebook I found this (sorry, do not know who did it or where it came from):