maybe I told you - and maybe not, because I am a cautious woman - that in a time not that far away I will go to Paris.
So I was very happy to find in a Berlin drugstore a "Limited Edition" of -
LAVATORY PAPER!
Extra dedicated to PARIS!
Oh là là!
But was my utterance correct? Am I prepared?
In genuine concern the loo paper roll asks me, again and again:"Parlez-vous Francais?"
"Mais oui, mon chéri; bien sur, mon chéri; come tu veux, mon chéri!"
This last sample of my perfect French is a quote of my friend Christine, who told me of a Lady - I anonymise the nationality intentiously, but it starts with an "R" - who desperately wanted to marry a rich Frenchman.
And she found one.
And the three sentences above are all she ever utters - and, SISTERS: there are quite a lot of men - and not only in France - (dear male readers excepted, of course)- who agree instantly that this is all French or whatsoever you need to know!